witneyhouston:

checkmate 

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

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communistbakery:

zinzulation:

urls are getting so fucking weird now… like what the fuck is a “communist bakery”

no idea… sounds like a really dumb blog

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poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.
poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.
poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.
poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.
poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.
poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.
poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.
poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.
poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

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cybertutu:

wtf is this????? maybe i’m not human???

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clvbpenguin:

my mom doesn’t even text me back

(via g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s)